Much like those who read tabloids in order to be outraged, white Brits will turn to tabloid-readers’ online comments in order to feel a similar feeling of shock and horror. The white Brit will never, ever comment on such websites, but will silently judge the bigotry and bad grammar of those who do. This will infuse them with a comforting feeling of superiority and mild misanthropy, but the activity also keeps the white Brit in touch with what the common people think, lest they ever be accused of elitism. Implying that the Brit actually reads the articles themselves for enjoyment is an affront.
There are hours of fun to be had with the comments section of the Mail Online website. Take a selection of comments at random, show them to your white British friends, and ask them to guess what story they are about.